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#21
Open Terdword and work on whatever file you were last working on.
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#22
Right, read the latest posts in 'ALOE' and proceed to the final stage of freaking out: Flip. The. Fuck. Out.

Then read 'A Beginner's Guide To The End Of The Universe' because it is awesome.
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
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#23
(12-12-2014, 01:38 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Open Terdword and work on whatever file you were last working on.
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Your last file was your renowned faction, Without A Carrey In The World. It's about what the world would be like if Jim Carrey wasn't an actor. Here's the latest bit:
Quote:“Listen, Jimmy,” said Cara tenderly. “I want to be with you, but I just… I just can’t. Do you understand?”
Jim nodded his head thoughtfully. “Hrrmmm,” he said comically. “All righty then!”
“I’m so glad you understand, Jimmy,” Cara replied, leaning in for a kiss. Jim pushed her away.
“I’m sorry but… I can’t do that!” he said in his renowned Ace Ventura voice. “You see, I… have a thing against whores.”
Cara gasped, then raised her hand to slap Jim’s face, but the comical master caught her wrist in mid-swing. “Frisky, are we?”
You hate to brag, but you're just the best writer on the face of the planet.

(12-12-2014, 02:05 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Right, read the latest posts in 'ALOE' and proceed to the final stage of freaking out: Flip. The. Fuck. Out.
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You fail to understand your own thought. ALOE doesn't have any posts. It's just a program. Maybe you meant a new update? The bar is at 7%.
EXP: 7%

(12-12-2014, 02:05 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Then read 'A Beginner's Guide To The End Of The Universe' because it is awesome.
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You query ALOE for a copy of this book. Unfortunately, there are only references to it contained in other books, and it lacks a specific representation. Simply put, that book doesn't exist anymore. Better luck next time.
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#24
It ain't a book. It's a lot like this. And it's awesome.

And by ALOE, I meant our ability to read this thread.
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
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#25
(12-12-2014, 05:30 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: It ain't a book. It's a lot like this. And it's awesome.
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A lot like a young man, standing B̡̹͈͠E̛͏̬E̙̰̫̪͢P̵̻̻͝ in his room, struggling against himself and his own strange, B̵̮̜̺̰̙͔͢E̛̱͈̳̹͖͈E̙͚̳̻̣͓̕P̱͓̱̲̟̜̝͠ abstract thoughts? That doesn't sound like much fun. You're not sure B̪͉̻͍̟͚̳E̲̩̭̞͓͕͈̝̮E̡̳̙͟͠P̩̼̺̖̗̕ you're very interested in reading that.
(12-12-2014, 05:30 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: And by ALOE, I meant our ability to read this thread.
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Thread? B̦̰̩̭̰̣͇͟E̡̦͍̪̣̳͖̗̦͢͡E͉͎͍̩̯̩Ṕ͕̗̘̟̘̤ What thread? Wowee, you B͔͉̙͓̰̦̖E̸̟̙̙̖̙̥E͉͎̮̮͇̠͈̕͢P͙̯͓̬͟ are just having the strangest thoughts B̷̷̧̝̲̹̟ͭ̉̾͆̿ͯ̍ͩ͑ͨͣ̎͟͠Ę̛̣̙͔̬͎̺͚͑̈́̽ͧ̈́̑ͦͫ̀ͯ̔̀͠E̢̛̫̜̖̰̼ͫ͋̂ͬ͗͐̅̃ͩ̓͛̔̿̕͘P̢̨̛̥̝͇̩͈̬̓̉̐̆̃̊́ͫ̚͟͞ today!
EXP: 11%
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#26
Look at the calender.

Then, seriously question why on earth you wrote 7 on Wednesday 2nd, 4 on Thursday 3rd, 3 on Friday 4th, 14 on Saturday 5th, 5 on Sunday 6th, 6 on Monday 7th, 5 on Tuesday 8th, 9 on Wednesday 9th, 8 on Thursday 10th, 3 on Friday 11th, 1 on Saturday 12th, 5 on Sunday 13th, 5 on Monday 14th, 2 on Tuesday 15th, 4 on Wednesday 16th, 3 on Thursday 17th, 2 on Friday 18th, 11 on Saturday 19th, 4 on Sunday 20th, 4 on Monday 21st, 3 on Tuesday 22nd, 4 on Wednesday 23rd, 5 on Thursday 24th and 20 on Friday 25th on the calender, all in bright red permanent marker. Like, seriously! That poster was expensive, and means a lot to you! Why'd you graffiti over it?
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#27
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(12-20-2014, 09:31 AM)MrKyurem Wrote: Look at the calender.

Then, seriously question why on earth you wrote 7 on Wednesday 2nd, 4 on Thursday 3rd, 3 on Friday 4th, 14 on Saturday 5th, 5 on Sunday 6th, 6 on Monday 7th, 5 on Tuesday 8th, 9 on Wednesday 9th, 8 on Thursday 10th, 3 on Friday 11th, 1 on Saturday 12th, 5 on Sunday 13th, 5 on Monday 14th, 2 on Tuesday 15th, 4 on Wednesday 16th, 3 on Thursday 17th, 2 on Friday 18th, 11 on Saturday 19th, 4 on Sunday 20th, 4 on Monday 21st, 3 on Tuesday 22nd, 4 on Wednesday 23rd, 5 on Thursday 24th and 20 on Friday 25th on the calender, all in bright red permanent marker. Like, seriously! That poster was expensive, and means a lot to you! Why'd you graffiti over it?
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You look at B̥̹̯̘̀ḚE̻͙͉̖ͅP̤̞̗̻̯̩͓ the calendar. It is B̫́E͖̗E̱͍̖͚͈̹ͅP͕̹̹̞̗ flipped to your favourite picture on the calendar, and coincidentally the last month you updated it on. It features a B̤̘̥̟͔͖͈̀E̟̮̫̫E̖̮̟̞P҉ youthful Jim Carrey, as he appeared during his visit to Sesame Street. Unfortunately, time has taken its toll on him. B̩̺̜̜E̷̗E̱͕͔͔͜P͙̪͎̭̜ He now exists only through artificial intelligence, and as could be expected, the quality of his movies has gone down the Ḇ̘̯̼͎͝E̝͜E̠̩P͏ drain.

You used to mark the B͈͇̪̺̭E̩̭E͏͚̲̠̰̯̲P amount of puns you made per day on the respective calendar square, but it's B͗̎̄ͯ̚E̥͔̽ͪ̀E̦̰̣͎̽̋̃̑ͭ͊̚͟P̨̻͍͎͉̬̙̽̄ͨ͗ difficult for you to remember these days. You make them B͉͍̝͝E҉̣̼̰͉͍͖̜E̼͞P̬͔̼ in passing thoughts, and you're rarely able to create an accurate count.
EXP: 15%
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#28
How do we increase EXP faster?
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
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#29
(12-20-2014, 04:19 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: How do we increase EXP faster?
OOC: You don't. It's just a download progress bar.
EXP: 16%
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#30
BEEP BEEP BOP BEEP
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
[Image: 76561198157421562.png]
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#31
(12-22-2014, 10:01 AM)KathiraNarae Wrote: BEEP BEEP BOP BEEP
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At length you investigate the infernal beeping sound that seems to be emanating from your glasses. It's an alert from ALOE! There seems to be a coloursfall nearby.
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#32
Find coloursfall.
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
[Image: 76561198157421562.png]
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#33
(12-22-2014, 10:33 AM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Find coloursfall.
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You wake up from your uncharacteristically long nap and open your desktop, clicking the alert to locate the coloursfall. To no surprise at all, it's within reasonable range of your colour plant. It should be overhead soon, if it isn't already.
EXP: 20%
OOC: Wow, sorry this took so long. Holidays had me distracted, and for some reason I thought I posted here and found out a bit too late that I hadn't.
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#34
What is a colourplant?
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
[Image: 76561198157421562.png]
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#35
(01-06-2015, 02:39 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: What is a colourplant?
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Why, it's the factory you inherited from your late mother and father, which collects colours when they fall in the area. You placed yours in the most crowded place in the galaxy, but after all, it's crowded for a reason.

You've been asking yourself obvious questions all day! Boy, you really want to do something productive.
EXP: 22%
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#36
Fine, I'll ask a less obvious question. Why is purple?
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
[Image: 76561198157421562.png]
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#37
(01-07-2015, 03:46 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Fine, I'll ask a less obvious question. Why is purple?
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Purple is a colour spent on powerful, majestic, regal, and otherwise noble objects. It's a very, very rare colour, reserved almost like a type of currency by the aloeteers. Of course, you could always drain the purple from the coins, but then they'd become useless.
EXP: 25%
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#38
Install ghostLinux over current OS.
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#39
(01-07-2015, 05:36 PM)Bake-kujira Wrote: Install ghostLinux over current OS.
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...OS? ...Linux? No one has bothered with any foreign technology since the release of ALOE, since ALOE is encrypted and no other program could even begin to match the might of this one. To install another operating system would to be to sacrifice life as you know it.
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#40
Sacrifice life as you know it and install another operating system anyway.
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