ALOE [Profanity and Flashing Images]
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Your name is William Kirby. You're fifteen years old and consider yourself a gentleman of a very high degree. You are a bit of an Anglophile, even though not much is known about the great land of England these days. You love classic rock, especially that by the "three bigs"; Queen, the Beatles, and Led Zeppelin, of course. You are also thoroughly fascinated with humour, specifically the section of humour made popular by your idol, Jim Carrey. You fervently research the big man's every quirk to make your renowned fanfiction that much more realistic. What will you do?
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#2
Consider the similarities of this to Generic Adventure [Thread]. Once you've done that, get upset because the [Everyman] dumped you.

Once you've finished with that, make your bed, and update your calender - you're about 8 months off.
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#3
(12-07-2014, 04:40 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Consider the similarities of this to Generic Adventure [Thread]. Once you've done that, get upset because the [Everyman] dumped you.
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You try to consider the similarities of this to the mysterious Generic Adventure [Thread] and fail miserably. No one knows what the Generic Adventure [Thread] is, not even you. What a strange thought! You don't even want to get started on the other half of that procession.

(12-07-2014, 04:40 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Once you've finished with that, make your bed, and update your calender - you're about 8 months off.
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You consider doing this for all of about eight seconds. The calendar is about three years old, but you can't bear to part with ol' Jimmy. You will accept no substitutes, and refuse to buy another calendar unless it's Jim Carrey. Besides, it's really hard to take down.

Also, your bed is made. You just made it about five minutes ago. You certainly are having the strangest of thoughts, on this fine afternoon.
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#4
Continue with the story line thing. Try fiddling with them plugs there, get a metal stick or something and poke it inside. Nothing can go wrong.

Also, take note of how there are no doors or ways out of your room.
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#5
Retrieve arms from under the pillow.
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#6
(12-07-2014, 05:24 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Continue with the story line thing. Try fiddling with them plugs there, get a metal stick or something and poke it inside. Nothing can go wrong.
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You thoroughly searh your room for a metal stick of some sort. You come up empty-handed, unfortunately.
(12-07-2014, 05:24 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Also, take note of how there are no doors or ways out of your room.
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You try to take note of this, but yet again, fail miserably. You haven't seen a door in years. Who needs doors when you can teleport?
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#7
Ninja'd.
Retrieve arms from under the pillow.
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#8
Squawk like an imbecile and poop on your bed. Let it beckon before you.

Also, {teleport} to the [Generic Adventure [Thread]] and have a [Fight] to the [Death] with the [Everyman].
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(12-07-2014, 05:50 PM)Eonrider Wrote: Ninja'd.
Retrieve arms from under the pillow.
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There is no need to check. You have no arms under your bed, and you never will. What is wrong with you, today?
(12-07-2014, 06:10 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Squawk like an imbecile and poop on your bed. Let it beckon before you.

Also, {teleport} to the [Generic Adventure [Thread]] and have a [Fight] to the [Death] with the [Everyman].
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You do not squawk like an imbecile, nor do you poop on your bed. Instead, you teleport to the [Generic Adventure Thread], despite your lack of knowledge as to what that exactly means. You see a strange, shapeless creature with a bust of some character and a purple fish. You consider fighting with it, but quickly discard the notion. You don't feel angry at it. You mostly feel bad for it. Better go back home, now.
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And now here we are, sitting back at home again. Right where you started. You should probably do something more productive.
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#10
Refuse to do anything productive.

Also, teleport the Everyman back to his own adventure, he's sorta got stuck here.
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
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(12-08-2014, 07:00 AM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Teleport the Everyman back to his own adventure, he's sorta got stuck here.
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You have no idea what you're talking about. That weird mutant you saw back in the [Generic Adventure Thread] didn't follow you back here. Thanks to your complex room security system, no one can enter your room except specific individuals recognised by ALOE. That poor [Everyman] was probably bounced back to its own dimension violently. Now you feel even worse for it.
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#12
Procrastinate on the laptop/computer and contribute to some silly forum game about a guy with a teleporting device.
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#13
(12-09-2014, 05:37 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Procrastinate on the laptop/computer and contribute to some silly forum game about a guy with a teleporting device.
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Boy oh boy, you are having the strangest thoughts today! No one has seen a functioning laptop for upwards of fifty years. It would be awesome if you had one, though! You sure do have an affinity for the classics.

It occurs to you that the newest stable ALOE release is supposed to come out today. You quickly open your ALOE application to check for updates.
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And there is a new stable release, as sure as eggs are eggs! You download the installer. This might take a little while. The EXpected Percentage bar says it's only at 1%.
EXP: 1%
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#14
Plug the EXP bar into those plugs by your bed, and unplug + replug it. Unplugging and replugging things makes everything work, and we want that EXP bar to be at 99% so we can wait as it stalls for a few years.

Also, use your internet/whatever future alternative it is they use now device to contribute to a forum game about some silly guy with a teleporting device and a forum game about a guy with two arms on his head.
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(12-11-2014, 03:42 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Plug the EXP bar into those plugs by your bed, and unplug + replug it. Unplugging and replugging things makes everything work, and we want that EXP bar to be at 99% so we can wait as it stalls for a few years.
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Well, this isn't working. It was worth a shot, though.

(12-11-2014, 03:42 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Also, use your internet/whatever future alternative it is they use now device to contribute to a forum game about some silly guy with a teleporting device and a forum game about a guy with two arms on his head.
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You open up your trusty Internet browser, EVERAGREEN. It is projected directly into your eye, using a technique perfected in the old days. You proceed to read a disturbing but familiar thread, and then proceed further to {flip the fuck out}. Someone's been watching you! You had sworn that you had enabled your home safety, and yet there is a record of your recent past projected into your very eye! What ever shall you do?

EXP: 3%
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#16
Keep reading. Maybe they have valuable information.
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#17
(12-11-2014, 06:09 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Keep reading. Maybe they have valuable information.
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You continue reading, in the hopes of finding an explanation for the outrageous revelation you've come to.
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Unfortunately, the new information is no less disturbing than the old. You proceed to flip out even further.
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#18
Bookmark this page. It might come in handy.
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#19
There is another level of freaking out that we can manage. Proceed to 'Flip the *bleep* out'.

Also, could we please have a full inventory and stat check?

EDIT: Oh, wait, this thread has a 'profanity' warning on it, right? Can I use the F word at all, or is that a bit much?
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
Avi by DevArt user DragonA7X, taken from here. Free to use.
'...No matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful.'--SCP-1342
'One voice is small, but the difference between zero and one is as great as one and infinity.'--SCP-1281
[Image: 76561198157421562.png]
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#20
(12-11-2014, 07:53 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: There is another level of freaking out that we can manage. Proceed to 'Flip the *bleep* out'.
(12-11-2014, 06:43 PM)MrKyurem Wrote: Bookmark this page. It might come in handy.
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You proceed to fully 'Flip the *bleep* out.' What an awful day it is you're having.

(12-11-2014, 07:53 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Also, could we please have a full inventory and stat check?
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You try to make sense of your strange thought. You are fifteen years old, male, and you are in training to become a Verateer. You are currently holding one (1) flannel button-up, one (1) undershirt, one (1) pair of khakis, one (1) pair of knit socks, one (1) pair of boxer briefs, and one (1) pair of gentleman's shoes, in addition to your trademark one (1) pair of ALOE-enhanced glasses.
EXP: 6%

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(12-11-2014, 07:53 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: EDIT: Oh, wait, this thread has a 'profanity' warning on it, right? Can I use the F word at all, or is that a bit much?
I already used it once, so you're probably fine. I put a profanity warning, so I think we're good; if someone comes in and tells us different, I will change it.
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