Generic Adventure [Thread]
#41
(12-07-2014, 06:10 PM)Eonrider Wrote: {Use} [Imagination] to {conjure} a [dictionary], then {read} it [cover] to [cover]. If that fails, info:[Imagination]

The [Everyman] quickly {conjures} a [dictionary], however, [they] only {read} the [front cover], as you {failed} to be [specific.]

[Imagination] - Noun

Type: Object

Description: We don't need a Generic Adventure [Thread]. Not as long as we have our... [Imagination]. With [Imagination], you can be anything! A pirate! Arrgh! A football player! Halt! A MrKyurem! ...see, it works!


(12-07-2014, 08:06 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Teleport} to [ALOE] and {engage} in [mortal combat] with [Kirby].

(12-07-2014, 08:27 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

The [Everyman] {watches} as that weird [person] [thing] {teleported} into the [blank room], when [they] {realised} - that was their [arch-rival]! Quickly {grabbing} on with their unequipped [arms], they {teleported} back to the [room] with a [messy bed] with the [weird creature thingy]. The only [problem] was, the [Everyman] was now sort of stuck in the [Alternate Dimension...]

...well, [they] would be, if [they] weren't violently {thrown} back into this [blank room] again. The [Everyman] even managed to {break} the [Phoenix Wright Bust] as [they] {returned}!
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#42
{Mourn} the [death] of your dear, sweet, precious, dear, sweet [Phoenix Wright bust].
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#43
(12-11-2014, 05:19 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Mourn} the [death] of your dear, sweet, precious, dear, sweet [Phoenix Wright bust].

The [Everyman] is very, very (UPSET) about the loss of their beloved [Phoenix Wright bust].

The [Everyman's] (UPSET) [status] has increased by 10%.
The [Everyman's] (DEPRESSION SESSION) status has increased by 1%.
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#44
{Jump} out the [window] whose [golden rays] had once illuminated the [equally golden, dear, sweet, precious, dear, sweet, Phoenix Wright Bust].
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#45
(12-11-2014, 05:58 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Jump} out the [window] whose [golden rays] had once illuminated the [equally golden, dear, sweet, precious, dear, sweet, Phoenix Wright Bust].

The [Everyman] {jumps}, only to {find} that the [window] lead to another [room] exactly like the old one. However, this time, there's a big [screen]. It's {displaying} random [text], and seems to currently be {writing} about a [person] continuing to {read} a [thread] [they] just had a [mental breakdown] about, and then having another [mental breakdown] when [they] {realise} that this [screen] is telling [them] what they're going to {do}.

The [Everyman's] (INSANITY) [status] has increased by 1%.
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#46
This new thread is on a forum. Proceed to look through the forum for a thread named 'Generic Adventure [Thread]'. Then read it. Let's see if we can get this insanity score up...

Also, could we please have a full inventory and stat check?
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
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#47
(12-11-2014, 07:55 PM)KathiraNarae Wrote: This new thread is on a forum. Proceed to look through the forum for a thread named 'Generic Adventure [Thread]'. Then read it. Let's see if we can get this insanity score up...

Also, could we please have a full inventory and stat check?

The [Everyman] {reads} the [thread], and is interested. Unfortunately for [you], [you] may have {forgotten} that [this] is the [guy] with [arms] on their [head]. It takes a bit of [work] to {make} [them] [insane].

[Inventory]:

[Arms] (x2)
[Purple Fish] (x4)
[Unusual Fish Tank] (x1)
[Wooden Table] (x1)
[Doorknob] (x1)
[Sliding Wooden Door] (x2)
[Nails] (x13)
[Dictionary] (x1)

[Status]:

(REPETITIVE) [status] is at [(REPETITIVE) + 1]%.
(INSANITY) [status] is at 1%.
(HAPPINESS) [status] is at 1%.
(UPSET) [status] is at 10%.
(DEPRESSION SESSION) [status] is at 1%.
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#48
{Realise} the [vastness] of the [universe] and then {contemplate} your complete and utter [meaninglessness] in the grand [scheme] of [things].
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#49
(12-12-2014, 03:37 AM)Eonrider Wrote: {Realise} the [vastness] of the [universe] and then {contemplate} your complete and utter [meaninglessness] in the grand [scheme] of [things].

The [Everyman] {contemplates} the vastness of the [universe], and {fails} miserably. All they've ever known is this small white [room], and [that's] not awfully big. However, [you] {managed} to {raise} the [question] of what's [outside] of this [room], and that got [them] {thinking}.

The [Everyman's] (ENLIGHTENMENT) status has increased by 1%.
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#50
Alright, alright, open the sliding door.
This often catches me out, too, but Xander the Crocoal is female.
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#51
He can't open the sliding door, it's in his inventory.

{Combine} the [nails] and [purple fish].
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#52
(12-12-2014, 05:45 AM)KathiraNarae Wrote: Alright, alright, open the sliding door.

Silly [Kathira], th-

(12-12-2014, 08:25 AM)Dazel Wrote: He can't open the sliding door, it's in his inventory.

{Combine} the [nails] and [purple fish].

...damnit.

The [Everyman] {considers} {doing} [this], but ultimately {rejects} this [idea]. The [Everyman], instead, }{considers} whether [your] (INSANITY) [status] has {increased} to over 45%.
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#53
Combine [nails] and [Everyman].
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#54
(12-12-2014, 01:21 PM)Dazel Wrote: Combine [nails] and [Everyman].

...why? The [Everyman] is seriously {questioning} [your] [sanity] right now.
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#55
{Combine} [nails] and [Everyman] without {thinking} about [it] first.
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#56
(12-12-2014, 01:25 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Combine} [nails] and [Everyman] without {thinking} about [it] first.

Unfortunately for [you], the [fact] that the [Everyman] never {thought} about [it] means the [idea] never comes into [their] [head], as [they] are not [one] who {promotes} {self harm}.

The [nails] would {make} a lovely [hat], though.
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#57
{Wear} the [nails] as a [hat].
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#58
(12-12-2014, 01:29 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Wear} the [nails] as a [hat].

A brilliant [suggestion]. The [Everyman] {takes} the [nails] out of [their] [inventory] and {places} [them] on [their] [head], [pointy side] up. By some [mysterious magic], [they] don't {fall} off.
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#59
{Disassemble} the [wooden table] into [wood planks].
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#60
(12-12-2014, 01:32 PM)Dazel Wrote: {Disassemble} the [wooden table] into [wood planks].

The [Everyman] can't {do} [that] with the current [tools] [they] have,
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