Kraken
(Professional Excuse Generator)
Professional Excuse Generator


Registration Date: 01-17-2016
Date of Birth: 01-12-1984 (34 years old)
Local Time: 01-20-2018 at 06:26 AM
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Joined: 01-17-2016
Last Visit: 02-12-2016, 06:45 PM
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Kraken's Contact Details
Homepage: http://poyzund.deviantart.com
  
Additional Info About Kraken
Gender: Male
Location: Uranus
Bio: Disclaimer:

The front page of my DA acct is occasionally NSFW. I am not responsible for the opinions, attitudes, or spoiled innocences (feigned or otherwise) of those who visit my page. Consider yourself warned.

Now, on to the important stuff: where's the Dew & pizza? Trainers need fuel for all that hard work, you know. It's not easy saving the world, especially on an empty stomach.
RPG Profile: http://pokemonturquoise.com/showthread.php?tid=1312
Current Adventure: http://pokemonturquoise.com/showthread.php?tid=1313
Personal Profile: http://pokemonturquoise.com/showthread.php?tid=1314

Kraken's Signature
One dark night in the middle of the day,
two dead boys went out to play.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the shot
and came and got them two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this story that’s true,
ask any blind man; he saw it, too.

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Favorite Words
Agathokakological, Deleterious, Discombobulated, Existential Cessation, Impugn,
Irascible, Poetaster/Poeticule/Poetling, Rodomontade, Schadenfreude, Transmorgrify


Percussive Maintenance: When you beat something until it works. (Shan, Imythess C-Box)

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It’s better to die quick fighting on your feet than to live forever begging on your knees.

Judge not another by hir stature, especially when hir stick is bigger than yours.

The American way is lost.
There is only the commercial way,
which has become a communist capitalism
concealed behind a thin veil of democracy.
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