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Professional Excuse Generator

Registration Date: 01-17-2016
Date of Birth: 01-12-1984 (34 years old)
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Gender: Male
Location: Uranus
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The front page of my DA acct is occasionally NSFW. I am not responsible for the opinions, attitudes, or spoiled innocences (feigned or otherwise) of those who visit my page. Consider yourself warned.

Now, on to the important stuff: where's the Dew & pizza? Trainers need fuel for all that hard work, you know. It's not easy saving the world, especially on an empty stomach.
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One dark night in the middle of the day,
two dead boys went out to play.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the shot
and came and got them two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this story that’s true,
ask any blind man; he saw it, too.

[spoiler=Vocabularic Genius & Wisdom]
Favorite Words
Agathokakological, Deleterious, Discombobulated, Existential Cessation, Impugn,
Irascible, Poetaster/Poeticule/Poetling, Rodomontade, Schadenfreude, Transmorgrify

Percussive Maintenance: When you beat something until it works. (Shan, Imythess C-Box)

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It’s better to die quick fighting on your feet than to live forever begging on your knees.

Judge not another by hir stature, especially when hir stick is bigger than yours.

The American way is lost.
There is only the commercial way,
which has become a communist capitalism
concealed behind a thin veil of democracy.